Thursday, December 5, 2013


O’ I just wasn’t right
And needed some fiber
So I grabbed me an apple
And sat down beside her

As I bite down
I heard me a rumble
And keeled over
And started to stumble

Before I could make it
To the porcelain commode
Er heard my bowels growl
And felt em explode!

My trousers collected all I suspected
As I convulsed on the floor, with hygiene neglected
Er I lay sobbing
Twitching and drooling, cause my anus was throbbing

As I faded away
Er felt a moment of wit
What I could I say?
But holy shit!